What's the Deal with my Big Toe
What's the deal with my Big Toe. It has a little afro growing on it. It always had a little hair on it. But damn now it's a fro. My feet already smell like French Cheese, Now they're hairy too. I guess I'll just were shoes every where. In the shower, in the pool, to bed.
People will see me on the street and say "Hey there goes that guy who never takes his shoes off!" and I'll have a snappy come back like "oh yea!". Maybe I'll work on that come back.
Maybe I'll just change my shoes in the dark with the window open or something. Hiding in shame with my hideous big toe.
Next week: "What's the Deal with my Balls"
People will see me on the street and say "Hey there goes that guy who never takes his shoes off!" and I'll have a snappy come back like "oh yea!". Maybe I'll work on that come back.
Maybe I'll just change my shoes in the dark with the window open or something. Hiding in shame with my hideous big toe.
Next week: "What's the Deal with my Balls"
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