Help Wanted

Hey...

My friend needs a kidney.

If anyone knows where I could find one; let me know.

Bad Day at the Office

You've heard of Jack in the Box.

But have you heard of shit in the box.

I'll explain later...

I Don't Remember

I can't recall Friday. What happened? I have three holes in my arm, my ass is sore, and the tell me I don't have colon cancer. So I guess I got that going for me.

House Shopping

I've been going house shopping with the wife the last couple of weeks. Geeeeez houses are expensive. Now I know why Lex Luther is always trying to fiendishly take ocean front property.

I make a descent living and so does my wife. But the moorage payments are just stupid. I don't know how people can afford them. It sucks. Over 1/2 a million dollars for a bungalow in Southern California. I should just go on welfare and move to Kentucky. There you could buy 3.5 acres for like $35.00 (mortgage over thirty years).

We'll see how it goes.

Football

Are you ready for some FOOOOTTTTBBBAAAALLLLLL !!!!!

I love this game. Give me a beer and some hot wings and all is right with the world.

The Gym

I've been going to the gym to work out.
But I don't think it's working out.

Vacation

Just got back from the family vacation. Spent a couple of days with the parents in Prescott,Az. Then went up to the Grand Canyon. That is the largest crack I've seen since...(insert vulgar comment involving butt crack here).

It really was spectacular. Everyone should go out and see it at least once. About 200 miles long and 18 miles across. Wow. Pictures just don't capture the vastness.

10 hour drive home. Did I mention that Blythe sucks.

See ya'all later.