Stupid Things Women Do
1. Look down before you sit on the crapper. Why is the guys responsibility to put the seat down. Women should put the seat up! I mean how stupid do you have to be to fall into the toilet water night after night. I don't walk into walls because I'm looking were I'm walking; look were you sit.
2. Just because you have a coupon doesn't mean you should buy it. As Dennis Miller once said "two of shit is still shit!". Spending less is still spending! Panty hose 3 for $25.00 (fine) on the Sears credit card at 22% with 3 easy payments (NO).
3. If a light goes on. If you see smoke. If a puddle of oil is starting to form under you car. Guess what it's time for a mechanic!
4. A candy bar is not off set with a Diet Soda.
5. If you really don't want the answer don't ask the question. Just so we could save time ... Your ass looks big in those jeans.
2. Just because you have a coupon doesn't mean you should buy it. As Dennis Miller once said "two of shit is still shit!". Spending less is still spending! Panty hose 3 for $25.00 (fine) on the Sears credit card at 22% with 3 easy payments (NO).
3. If a light goes on. If you see smoke. If a puddle of oil is starting to form under you car. Guess what it's time for a mechanic!
4. A candy bar is not off set with a Diet Soda.
5. If you really don't want the answer don't ask the question. Just so we could save time ... Your ass looks big in those jeans.
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