Tuesday, November 18, 2003

911

Two hunters were in the woods when all of a sudden one of them collapses down onto the ground.
The other one was scared, so he took out his cell phone and called 911.
The operator picked up and asked for details about the emergency.
The hunter said in a figdety voice, "We, we were hu hu hu hunting in the woods and he just collapsed!
I think he died!!! What do I do?? Please help me!"
The operator replied calmly, "Ok, first make sure he's actually dead."
A long silence was followed by a loud bang.
The hunter came back to the operator and asked, "Okay, now what???"

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