Things One Should Never Say Out Loud

1. I know the perfect place to hide a body

2. I love the smell of ear wax

3. Potsy's cool

4. I've just sat on my balls

5. No I didn't see the Superbowl; I was watching Dawson's Creek

6. That wasn't the sewer, that was me

7. I'm trying to only masturbate twice a week

8. Just flex your ass checks to scratch your itchy hole

9. My feet smell like cheese

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