What They Say

What they say...
Hey, I like you shirt.

What they Mean...
That is the ugliest shirt I have ever seen. Someone should jam a fork in your ear for wearing it.

What they say...
I like this guy, he has a quirky sense of humor and an unique style of dressing.

What they mean...
Fag

What they say...
We are going to have to reevaluate some of our expenses this quarter.

What they mean...
Your next on my hit list you no kneed son of a bitch. Better post you resume or you'll be flipping burgers with the tards at McDonald's.

What they say is...
Oh your lunch looks delicious.

What they mean is...
I would rather let my dog eat cat shit than the crap your swiveling down. My God this is America not some back ass third world hole in China. Eat meat. The good kind. Not the left over asshole parts. People died in wars so we can eat a frigin' Whopper. Dumb ass vegan's.

What they say...
You have a bright carrier ahead of you. Keep up the good work and in time you will be rewarded.

What they mean...
Fag
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