No One Said It Would Be Like This

At least when I was younger and getting four hours of sleep a night I was drunk.

$ .35 per pee. (diaper + whipes + powder + lotion)

My wife smells like milk. (her own brand too)

Ok 17 years 11 months and 1 week and she is out of here.

Damn she has my head. - poor kid

Is it just me, or are they more beautiful when they sleep.