Not an Excuse

Reason why I'm fat:

1. My favorite vegetable is carrot cake

2. If it goes on a bun or can be coated with cheese I'll eat it

3. Atkins diet is great with garlic cheesy bread

4. Recommended dinner portions are my side dishes

5. Go large- I already did

6. The words double and bacon goes with just about everything

7. I think that guy from King of Queens is funny

8. The color of my couch brings out the blue in my eyes

9. My remote control brings me emotional comfort

10. Ketchup - Ranch - BBQ sauce - what ever just dip it!