Pull my Finger

Why is it so inappropriate to fart during an office meeting. Doesn't everyone fart. I do live in the Mexican-food capital of the United States. Those beans have got to eventually reek havoc on the lower intestate after a while. Geez. It's not like I aimed toward anyone. I didn't say hold on to your hat; and then let one go or anything. Most of it burnt up in the atmosphere anyhow. No odd residual smells or anything. No smell of burnt polyester, or moldy raisin bread. I didn't invent the butt bomb, I just released the pressure, to avoid Mt. Saint Hellens of the crouch.