Responsibility

Some days I feel responsible for everything that is wrong:
Famine
disease
pestilence
Irregular Bowl Syndrome
Words beginning with the letter "Q"
The comedy styling of Dat Phan
Blue toilet water
Sweet potato pie (a pie made from vegetables)
The smell of corn nuts
Spandex worn by fat chicks
The sound of flip-flops sticking to the bottom of peoples sweaty feet
etc...