Friday, March 24, 2006

I Have been TAGGED!

Four jobs I've had
1. Shoe Salesman
2. Parks and Recreation
3. Operations Manager
4. Male jigalo

Four movies I'ld watch over and over
1. Raider of the Lost Ark
2. Star Wars
3. Rudy
4. Glitter

Four places I've lived
1. Long Beach, Ca
2. Fullerton, Ca
3. Anaheim, Ca
4. Downey, Ca

Four TV shows I love to watch
1. LOST
2. Smallville
3. Westwing
4. Joey (just kiding nobody likes that show)

Four websites I visit daily
1. I only use the net about once a week (Doctor's orders)

Four places I've been on vacation
1. Hawaii
2. Washington, DC
3. Rosarito, Mexico
Seattleatle, Wa

Four foods I love
1. KFC snackers - buffalo style
2. Mexican - fried or otherwise
3. Most all noodles with red/meat sause
4. Scotch

Four places I'ld rather be
1. In bed with my wife
2. In bed with your wife
3. Some place warm with an ocean view and a cocktail
4. Playing video games

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Long Lost Lyrics

Ladykiller - The Vandals

Mr. Playboy, Sir Weasel, Poppin Snake, and Mr. Cool - Went down to the boulevard to play their ass some pool - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you - Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo - Mr. Flashdance, Old Bufu, Man Sam, and Doctor Boots - Came down from the south town to snort theey ass some toots - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you - Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo - Well they came down looking to score - but they got a whole lot more - When they started a fight on that frightful night - at Lady Killer's bar - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you - Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo - So if you have to leave your turf - you better not go far - Or start a fight on friday night - in Lady Killer's Bar - Illa Zilla...

(and Kip thought I was crazy)

Offensive


If it's offensive for native American images to be used as mascot's for sports teams; then why are the Irish not offended by the Boston Celtic's or the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame.

I'll tell you why, because the Irish aren't a bunch of pussies.

Friday, March 10, 2006

Kip in San Diego

I drove down and saw Kip in San Diego. It was just like old times.

I was expecting to go out and paint the town. Have a few beers and get kicked out of a bar or two. But Kip was feeling a little under the weather and was probably mentally preparing for the flight to China the next day.

We ended up just staying in and talking all night. Mostly bad/off-colored jokes. You know about farts or poop(the classics). Few people can make me laugh as hard as Kip. We have the same sense of humor. We spend most of the time setting up the other guy for a punch line. We should have been on TV or something like that. But the again we have faces for radio.

Before he left I reminded him to sit in the middle of the plane for balance (don't want his flight to become the next episode of Lost) (kip will play the role of the Fat Hawaiian) and that in China they just call Chinese Food; Food.
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