Cheese

My favorite flavor is orange or white.
I like it melted on a tortilla or melted on bread with butter or a slice with a pickle and ham standing in front of the refrigerator with the door wide open...Naked.
I got two words PIZ -- ZA (cheese with fatty meats).
Cheese makes my salad a meal worth eating.
Cheese makes me worm when its cold.
It turns my chips into Nachos (now that's continental)
Is it wrong to love cheese so much.
It makes my burger a cheese-burger.
Constipateing -yes
Smelly - yes
Delicious -yes

Smell

Hey does my arm pit smell like cheese?

Do my feet smell like hickory?

Is that my ass or is that the smell of rotten pork?

Why does my breath smell like your scalp?