Wednesday, April 28, 2004

deep

Sit up straight.
Push yourself down.
Curl those toes.
Listen if anyone is around.
Contemplate the long walk to the restroom.
Shuffle some paper work.
Fart deep into your chair.
Turn on the fan.

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Thursday, April 22, 2004

tapping my toe

The Devil Went Down To Georgia

The devil went down to Georgia
He was looking for a soul to steal
And he was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And was willin' to make a deal.

When he came upon this young man playing
a fiddle and playin' it hot
the devil jumped up on a hickory
stump and said,
"Boy let me tell you what:

I bet you didn't know it
but I'm a fiddle player too,
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best that's ever been."

Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your
fiddle hard 'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia
And the devil deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his case and he said,
"I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips

As he rosined up his bow
And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

When the devil finished Johnny said,
"Well you're pretty good ol' son!
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done!"

Fire on the mountain, run boys run
Devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chickens in the breadpan, picking out dough
Granny does your dog bite? No, child, no

The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that golden fiddle
On the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back
if you ever wanna try again.
I done told you once,
You son-of-a-bitch,
I'm the best that's ever been!"

He played:
Fire on the mountain, run boys run
Devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chickens in the breadpan, picking out dough
Granny does your dog bite? No, child, no.

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Thursday, April 15, 2004

Quote

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.

Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.

It is our light, not our darkness that frightens us.

We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous?

Actually, who are we not to be?

You are a child of God.

Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you.

We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us.

It's not just in some of us, it's in everyone.

And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.

As we are liberated from our own fears, our presence automatically liberates others.
Nelson Mandela.

MY WIFE SENT THIS TO ME ...I AM BEAUTIFUL
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Tuesday, April 06, 2004

I love Titties

I love titties
I love to bite them,
grab them,
pinch them
suckle them

I love to see them
feel them
have them accidentally brush against me

I love them big
small
one of each

I love purple, pink, brown nipples as accents

I love them in wet t-shirts
in bikini's
in blouse

Thursday, April 01, 2004

Productive Day

I just stared at the wall for the last 15 minutes.

Opened my e-mail saw 3 unread messages; closed it without reading any of them.

Looked at the red light on my phone (indicating voice mail) didn't answer it.

Over the intercom they announced I had a call holding; went to the restroom and washed my face until someone else picked up that call.

I think I'll go to lunch now maybe I'll get a burger, fried zucchini, ranch dressing.

I'll work overtime tomorrow.(or at least go to work; not actually saying I'll work)
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