Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Why I Love Notre Dame

Weis grants little boy's dying wishAssociated Press


SOUTH BEND, Ind. -- Charlie Weis doesn't usually let anyone else call plays on offense. He made an exception for 10-year-old Montana Mazurkiewicz.

The Notre Dame coach met last week with Montana, who had been told by doctors weeks earlier that there was nothing more they could do to stop the spread of his inoperable brain tumor.

"He was a big Notre Dame fan in general, but football especially," said his mother, Cathy Mazurkiewicz.

“ He said 'What are we going to do?' I said 'We have no choice. We're throwing it to the right' ”
— Charlie Weis, on what he told Brady Quinn before the Irish' first play.

Weis showed up at the Mazurkiewicz home in Mishawaka, just east of South Bend, and talked with Montana about his tumor and about Weis' 10-year-old daughter, Hannah, who has global development delay, a rare disorder similar to autism.

He told Montana about some pranks he played on Joe Montana -- whom Montana was named after -- while they were roommates at Notre Dame.

"I gave him a chance to hammer me on the Michigan State loss, which he did very well. He reminded me of my son," said Weis, whose son, Charlie Jr., is 12 years old.

Weis said the meeting was touching.

"He told me about his love for Notre Dame football and how he just wanted to make it through this game this week," Weis said. "He just wanted to be able to live through this game because he knew he wasn't going to live very much longer."

As Weis talked to the boy, Cathy Mazurkiewicz rubbed her son's shoulder trying to ease his pain. Weis said he could tell the boy was trying not to show he was in pain.

His mother told Montana, who had just become paralyzed from the waist down a day earlier because of the tumor, to toss her a football Weis had given him. Montana tried to throw the football, put could barely lift it. So Weis climbed into the reclining chair with him and helped him complete the pass to his mother.

Before leaving, Weis signed the football.

"He wrote, 'Live for today for tomorrow is always another day,"' Mazurkiewicz said.

"He told him: 'You can't worry about tomorrow. Just live today for everything it has and everything you can appreciate,'" she said. "He said: 'If you're (in pain) today you might not necessarily be in pain tomorrow, or it might be worse. But there's always another day.'"

Weis asked Montana if there was something he could do for him. He agreed to let Montana call the first play against Washington on Saturday. He called "pass right."

Montana never got to see the play. He died Friday at his home.

Weis heard about the death and called Mazurkiewicz on Friday night to assure her he would still call Montana's play.

"He said, 'This game is for Montana, and the play still stands,'" she said.

Weis said he told the team about the visit. He said it wasn't a "Win one for the Gipper" speech, because he doesn't believe in using individuals as inspiration. He just wanted the team to know people like Montana are out there.

"That they represent a lot of people that they don't even realize they're representing," Weis said.

When the Irish started on their own 1-yard-line following a fumble recovery, Mazurkiewicz wasn't sure Notre Dame would be able to throw a pass. Weis was concerned about that, too. So was quarterback Brady Quinn.

"He said 'What are we going to do?'" Weis said. "I said 'We have no choice. We're throwing it to the right.'"

Weis called a play where most of the Irish went left, Quinn ran right and looked for tight end Anthony Fasano on the right.

Mazurkiewicz watched with her family.

"I just closed my eyes. I thought, 'There's no way he's going to be able to make that pass. Not from where they're at. He's going to get sacked and Washington's going to get two points,'" she said.

Fasano caught the pass and leapt over a defender for a 13-yard gain.

"It's almost like Montana was willing him to beat that defender and take it to the house," Weis said.

Mazurkiewicz was happy.

"It was an amazing play. Montana would have been very pleased. I was very pleased," she said. "I was just so overwhelmed. I couldn't watch much more."

Weis called her again after the game, a 36-17 victory by the 13th-ranked Fighting Irish, and said he had a game ball signed by the team that he wanted to bring to the family on Sunday.

"He's a very neat man. Very compassionate," she said. "I just thanked him for using that play, no matter the circumstances."

Friday, September 23, 2005

Quick Question

Which of the following statements is true about me (Mr Duck):

a) I am 33 years old.
b) I have a 33 inch waste.
c) I have 33 teeth.
d) I own 33 pairs of tighty whitties.
e) I have 33 known communicable diseases. KNOWN
f) I masturbate 33 times per day.
g) I have 33 dollars in my savings account.
h) I have taken a 33lb shit within the last 48 hours.
i) I have 33 pimples on my left ass cheek.
j) I take 33 hormone pills a day to prevent my nipples from lactating.
k) I have 33 hairs down there
l) I drank 33 beers for breakfast.

You now have 33 seconds to make an answer.

Friday, September 16, 2005

no ears

There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. As a result of this "unusual" handicap, he was very self-conscious about his having no ears.

Because of the accident, he received a large sum of money from the insurance company. It was always his dream to own his own business, so he decided with all this money he had, he now had the means to own a business. So he went out and purchased a small, but expanding computer firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business.

He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them.

The first interview went really well. He really liked this guy. His last question for this first candidate was "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" The guy said, "Now that you mention it, you have no ears." The man got really upset and threw the guy out.

The second interview went even better than the first. This candidate was much better than the first. Again, to conclude the interview, the man asked the same question again, "Do you notice anything unusual about me?"

The guy also noticed, "Yes, you have no ears." The man was really upset again, and threw this second candidate out.

Then he had the third interview. The third candidate was even better than the second, the best out of all of them. Almost certain that he wanted to hire this guy, the man once again asked, "Do you notice anything unusual about me?"

The guy replied "Yeah, I bet you are wearing contact lenses."

Surprised, the man then asked, "Wow! That's quite perceptive of you! How could you tell?"

The guy burst out laughing and said you can't wear glasses if you don't have any ears!

Friday, September 02, 2005

Things I've done:

smoked a cigarette
crashed a friend’s car (brooken but never crashed)
stolen a car
been in love
been dumped
shop lifted
been fired
been in a fist fight
snuck out of your parent’s house
had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
been arrested and/or in spent a night in jail
gone on a blind date
was a blind date
lied to a friend
skipped school

seen someone die
had a crush on one of your internet friends
been to Canada
been to Mexico
been to Jamaica
been on a plane
been on a train
been on a cruise
purposely set a part of yourself on fire
eaten Sushi

been skiing (if wake boarding counts)
met someone in person from the Internet
been to a concert
taken painkillers
love someone or miss someone
laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
made a snow angel
had a tea party
flown a kite
built a sand castle
gone puddle jumping
played dress up
jumped into a pile of leaves
gone sledding
cheated while playing a game
been lonely
fallen asleep at work/school
used a fake id
watched the sun set
felt an earthquake
touched a snake
slept beneath the stars
been tickled
been robbed
been misunderstood
petted a reindeer/goat
/kangaroo
rode a horse or any other farm animal
won a contest
ran a red light/stop sign
been suspended from school
been in a car crash

had braces (not yet - but one can dream)
felt like an outcast/third person
eaten a whole tub of ice-cream in one sitting
had deja vu
danced in the moonlight
liked the way you look
witnessed a crime
questioned your heart
been obsessed with post-it notes
squished barefoot through the mud
been lost
been to the opposite side of the country
cried yourself to sleep
played cops and robbers
played cowboys and Indians
recently colored with crayons
sung karaoke
paid for a meal with only coins
done something you told yourself you wouldn’t
made prank phone calls
laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
caught a snowflake on your tongue
danced in the rain
written a letter to Santa Claus
been kissed under the mistletoe
watched the sun rise with someone you care about
blown bubbles
made a bonfire on the beach
crashed a party
gone roller skating
, roller blading, and/or ice skating
had a wish come true
jumped off a bridge
ate dog
/cat food
told a complete stranger you loved them
kissed a mirror
sang in the shower
had a dream that you married someone
glued your hand to something

got your tongue stuck to a flag pole - or anything frozen
kissed a fish ( but she was hot)
sat on a roof top
screamed at the top of your lungs

done a one-handed cartwheel (but not by design or choice)
talked on the phone for more than 5 hours
stayed up all night
I've been to college

picked and ate an apple right off the tree
climbed a tree
had a tree house
scared to watch scary movies alone

believe in ghosts
have more then 30 pairs of shoes
worn a really ugly outfit to school
gone streaking
gone doorbell ditching

played gay chicken (what do I care of the sexual identity of a bird)
pushed and/or fell into a pool/hot tub / lake with all your clothes on
told you’re hot by a complete stranger

broken a bone
been easily amused
caught a fish then ate it
caught a butterfly and/or firefly
(and then ate it)
laughed so hard you cried
cried so hard you laughed
cheated on a test
forgotten someone’s name

French braided someone’s hair
cut your own hair
gone skinny dippin’ in a pool/hot tub and/or lake or ocean
been threatened to be kicked out of your house

been kicked out your house
loved someone so much you would gladly die for them
adopt your own virtual pet!