Bad Day at the Office

You've heard of Jack in the Box.

But have you heard of shit in the box.

I'll explain later...

I Don't Remember

I can't recall Friday. What happened? I have three holes in my arm, my ass is sore, and the tell me I don't have colon cancer. So I guess I got that going for me.

House Shopping

I've been going house shopping with the wife the last couple of weeks. Geeeeez houses are expensive. Now I know why Lex Luther is always trying to fiendishly take ocean front property.

I make a descent living and so does my wife. But the moorage payments are just stupid. I don't know how people can afford them. It sucks. Over 1/2 a million dollars for a bungalow in Southern California. I should just go on welfare and move to Kentucky. There you could buy 3.5 acres for like $35.00 (mortgage over thirty years).

We'll see how it goes.