Beautiful Day

Shit !!

Remember when sit-com's were funny

"Can I draw you a beer, Norm?" -- "No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one."

"What'll you have, Normie?" -- "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."

"What's the story, Mr. Peterson?" -- "The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."

"Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you." -- "I know, if she calls, I'm not here."

"Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?" -- "Alright, but stop me at one . . . make that one-thirty."

"How's about a beer, Norm?" -- "That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!"

"What's the story, Norm?" -- "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."

Time

I have and still use:

Shoes 1989
Sandals 1993
Jacket 1988
Boots 1992
Socks 1990
Hair Brush 1987

Where are all the Profits

If I have a weird dream who do I go to? Is a famine of eight years coming? Look into the sky and speak to God on the Jesus hot-line. Tell me the future you magnificent bastard. Make me forewarned or tell me how to prepare or make hast or play parchesie.

Hey that's a fun word to say Parchesie...Parchesie...Parchesie

Parchesie

No more philosophy Chachi.

Responsibility

Some days I feel responsible for everything that is wrong:
Famine
disease
pestilence
Irregular Bowl Syndrome
Words beginning with the letter "Q"
The comedy styling of Dat Phan
Blue toilet water
Sweet potato pie (a pie made from vegetables)
The smell of corn nuts
Spandex worn by fat chicks
The sound of flip-flops sticking to the bottom of peoples sweaty feet
etc...

Not an Excuse

Reason why I'm fat:

1. My favorite vegetable is carrot cake

2. If it goes on a bun or can be coated with cheese I'll eat it

3. Atkins diet is great with garlic cheesy bread

4. Recommended dinner portions are my side dishes

5. Go large- I already did

6. The words double and bacon goes with just about everything

7. I think that guy from King of Queens is funny

8. The color of my couch brings out the blue in my eyes

9. My remote control brings me emotional comfort

10. Ketchup - Ranch - BBQ sauce - what ever just dip it!

In reference to my rhyme

Thank yo'all for the helpful rhymes to bung-hole in one of my previous blog's.

But in all confessions I wasn't actually working on a poem.

I just wanted to use the word bung-hole.

(now I've used it three times)

Thanks!

I know I'm a cusser.

Scratch the impossible itch

Play to win.
Remember to "Play".

Do what others won't.
Strive for excellence.

Our value is in doing what is hard.
Doing what is easy has no value.

You can't win the game unless your in the game.
No risk equals no gain.

Your good enough.
Strong enough.
And people like you.
Yada Yada Yada

And other various Corporate Bull Shit

Rhyme

I'm in the middle of creating a poem when I think...

What rhymes with bung whole?